Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.