: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.