My liver just broke up with me...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species