I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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