He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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