Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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