But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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