so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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