so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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