yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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