And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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