Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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