awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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