He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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