actually, I'm a sock model
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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