quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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