he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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