How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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