And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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its like you know when i get waxed
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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