im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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