He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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