It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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