On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think your dad took our porno
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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