Christians are straight up FREAKS
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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