If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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