that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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