put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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