Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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