hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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