its not stalking. its research.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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