dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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