i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while