508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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