Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
