butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
