There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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