Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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