I like my sex mixed with concussions.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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