Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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