I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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