But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Do vagina's smell?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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