I cockslap morals
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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