what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think people are normalizing furries
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