I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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