I like my sex mixed with concussions.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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