Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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