I hate your face
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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