I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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