I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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