worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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