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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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