i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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