Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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