i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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