Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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