question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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